according to research, grape juice boys grow up into grape juice men. 
this was actually an autobiographical piece about working in advertising. 
~ the director's cut © my pitch partner lucas tristao ~ <3
colbert parodied the campaign(!!!!) 
owen weeks and i wrote a bunch of stuff including radio live reads. here's the Bonfire with Big Jay and Dan Soder. the absolute highlight of my "comedy career."
sal from impractical jokers thought it was a prank on him, and they proceeded to take it further than we ever dreamed possible.
there were many placements, but here's Howard Stern infamously pretending to love our copy. also this happened: 


!bonus stage!

look ma i made some ads: 
with Owen Weeks, Lucas Tristao, Mike Lomanto, Gage Young, and Nick Bynum.
CDs Zoe Kessler, Avi Baliga, Gerry Graf.